Dude, I just heard the funniest joke!!!!!

There is a class with an assessment the next day. The teacher says "I will not accept any excuses for you not being at the assessment tomorow. Besides a crippling injury or a death in your immediate family, you will be here tomorow."
A student raises thair hand and asks "But miss, what If I'm suffering from complete sexual exhaustion?"
The class stiffle laughter as the teacher shakes her head slowly.
"Well Billy" She says "Then you'll have to use your other hand to write the exam."

OHHHH SMAP, BILLY GOT TOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

Haha, just thought I'd throw that in there

OMFG Nikelback on Friday night!!!!!!!!!!!111111 XD I am sooooo pumped

Oh, and I just finished my School Certificate. Wish me luck!!!!!

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I hired a movie from the video shop today, called 'The Crow'. It was a really awesome movie, and I'm going to buy it. Though, when i looked it up on the internet(because I have a life) I found out that the actor of the protagonist, Brandon Lee, died while making that movie. He got shot with a 'blank' bullet from a 'fake' gun. He was 28 years young. It's heart-breaking. Tell me, what has the world come to when someone dies for our entertainment? Especially someone as talented and as beautiful as Brandon Lee. I really don't understand it.

Comments please.

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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the student that is silenced because it would be awkward to have a gay guy in the same room when at a hotel for school.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT's stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG, REPOST THIS ON YOUR JOURNAL!



please repost this, spread the word around.

OMGGGGGG *cries*

Well, there's this guy I've been trying to get with. He likes me, and God knows I like him, and I've asked him out, but he keeps saying he's not ready for a relationship (his last one envolved his girlfriend cheating on him with two other guys?. I can understand why he doesn't want to got out, but he keeps coming back, and complimenting me, and hinting at things, and to be honest I'm f*cking confused. I don't understand why he doesn't say yes. Right now, I'd prefer a no to being left hanging like this. Stupid boys!!! >.<

Comment if you like ^^

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